Understanding your Sherlockian, a Brief guide:

• Sherlockian: Oh my godtiss! THIS GIVES ME REICHENBACH FEELS.
• Standard English: I find this very upsetting yet deeply moving.
• Sherlockian: Not my Division.
• Standard English: I am not responsible for that/I don't want to do that.
• Sherlockian: I would have you on this table until you begged for mercy twice.
• Standard English: I find you sexually attractive.
• Sherlockian: I NEED WHOLOCK NOW.
• Standard English: I think it would be great if there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Sherlock.
• Sherlockian: *crying* All praise the Cumberlord!
• Standard English: I find Benedict Cumberbatch to be a unique, attractive, and talented individual.
• Sherlockian: Aww look, Martin Freeman!
• Standard English: What an adorable hedgehog!